Happy Halloween, vampires, zombies, ghouls, ghosts, and depressed folks. Our season has finally arrived.
In true Jordan Peele fashion, every horror movie needs a usually upbeat, hype, makes you want to throw that ass in a circle song to totally alter with some light chopping and screwing. Bonus points for love songs turned into creepy, stalker anthems.
I’ll start with my own top playlist ideas for my Murder Soundtrack and you can add your own. Also vote for your favorite and we shall soon see what the world believes to be the best used-to-be happy song to get murdered to.
"I need somebody who can take control
I know exactly what I need to do...
Look what you made me do
I'm with somebody new."
This man said, "You don't have to run, I know what you've been through... you don't have to rush when you're alone with me."
Well, a chopped and screwed version of this song is not currently available but... just IMAGINE it.
Okay. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this one... it's got "Sexual Healing" sampled in it. "When I get that feeling... I know what you want...I know what you need... stab stab stab." That's literally how it goes. No cap. 😬
Guess you shouldn't have broken her heart, BUDDY. Now she's going to crack your head like she cracked them windows. Karma is harsh sometimes.
Stay with me, ya'll.
"Can your friends do this?" *Killer cuts you from croctch to nape.* Ain't that fitting?
Close enough! I mean... it says right there that he's only a LITTLE bit crazy.
The "Moves Like Jagger" include sweeping beautfiul and defenseless women off their feet and off the sides of tall buildings during rooftop bar parties.
At this point, it's becoming obvious that I love Maroon 5, but...in my defense, anything you can shake your ass to can become a potential serial killer anthem!
Is it really what "lovers" do? No, no, it's not. But the delusions that some serial killers live under mean they may not know or care about the difference.
Yes, Sade. It is a crime. It's called murder and it is frowned upon in some societies.