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Your Favorite Disney Songs Made Offensive and Filthy and Adult

by Maple Summers | Must Be Undead

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I have no chill. I admit it. I’m not ashamed. I got bored one night and decided to be reckless as fuck. I enjoy spoiling things from childhood because I’m just rotten like that. Be prepared. Period. It’s about to get straight up disrespectful on here. By the way…Which is your favorite? 💁🏾💁🏾

1 I Won't Say I Want Dick

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2 Pussyland

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Anyways... at this point, I decided that I'm probably going to hell. I hope you enjoy my efforts to thrill and entertain.
3 Playing With the Big Dicks Now

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Damn....they just make it too easy. How could I resist? 😈😈😈😈
4 Whistle While You Slurp

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5 Pink Pussies on Parade

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6 A-E-I-Fuck-You

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7 Very Good Device

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If you're looking for something a little more coy.
Here try this toy. Better than any boy. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
8 Whistle My Clit

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9 You Can Die! You Can Die! You Can Die!

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Just as bossy, 75 times as rude!
10 A Thot Is Born

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11 What Made White Man White

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🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄. The original song should've never existed in the first place so... let's be just as disrespectful as the original.
12 I Just Can't Wait to Get Dick

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I Just Can't Wait to Get Fucked

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13 I'm Still Horny.. yeah..yeah...yeah

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14 Circle of Jerks

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*coughs* if you know what I mean
15 Heigh-Hoe

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16 Someday My Prince Will Cum

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17 Little Wood & Head

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*coughs* Is it just me or was that one too easy?
18 Look Out for Mr. Cock

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19 Alice in Whoreland

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Could be the makings of a... wonderful... 🥴🥴🥴🥴 movie.
20 Sucking the Leader

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Fucking the Leader
Shucking the Leader
🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

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Heeey, I heard you loved me with the lights off but I’m not some Cheshire maiden mistaken for lush beauty and kind generosity. What an atrocity to love the stars and hate the stars and galaxy and the space between your toe nails and nail polish. What an ugly shade of green. never thought you’d love to hate her you used to be whatever nice is but now you must be punished for your sins in lashings of the tongue. The bloating begins. I want chocolate ice cream chocolate syrup chocolate frappe a side of chocolate with my chocolate and a marshmallow pie. Fudge by any other name will still be fat and sweet. Welcome to nightmares, night scares, daydreams. What an ugly shade of green for snores to hide in. I’d give up sleep for Romeo if he were to climb my balcony and conqueror 15 my mind from the outside this time. Blind man, do you still lust for beauty day dazing at the yellow sun son sun of Zeus and goddesses of Earthy spirits. Here’s a hope for hoping. I’m done with wishing on falling stars. I’ll catch you once you’ve fallen.

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Love sad and downright depressing poetry? Check out my book, Nightmares, Night Scares, Daydreams

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