Definitive Proof That Carole Fucking Baskin Did Indeed Turn Her Husband Into a Tiger Happy Meal


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  1. 1 The look in them eyes


    White people have been killing each other for money for a very long time, and, as exhibited by this tragic documentary, Carole Baskin is not particularly different from other white people who have killed their husbands and wives for insurance money. 

    I'm not saying that's not a good reason to kill someone, I'm just saying that she will have a lot of company in hell. If murder doesn't send her there, just being an annoyingly horrid person should certainly seal the deal. 


  2. 2 The wrinkles

    If the lines in your palm can be read by someone with the sight to do so, why not the wrinkles on her face? This woman is far too young to be so wrinkled. Those wrinkles tell a story that she does not wish for us to know. Those are the wrinkles of deep, dark secrets that hves been weighing on her soul, and upon her demise, will contribute in helping to weigh her soul down in the darkest, deepest pits of hell so that she may never crawl out among people who don't murder folks for life insurance ever again. 

  3. 3 The beliefs of the jury


    This is obviously a dance of guilt. This dance could not even exist if Carole Baskin was not guilty of murdering her husband. Would rain dances exist if there was no such thing as rain? Would praise dances exist if praise was impossible, if there was no one, anyone to praise? Hell the fuck no they would not.

    These magical moves were brought forth from her minions of the dark pit to help her gather the strength to not only end the life of her wealthy husband but to hide the body for all of time. Because of these sinister steps, that corpse will never be found. 

  4. 4 Admitting to knowledge of how to entice tigers to eat a person

    This just screams guilt. She is admitting to the crime without specifically saying that she did it. How many episodes of Criminal Minds does one need to watch before they use their degree in Criminology to look in the face of the devil and see the truth of their darkest deeds between the words they so arrogantly give us?

    Admitting to having knowledge of how to entice a tiger to kill and eat someone should be evidence in and of itself, enough to encourage the police to search for more substantial evidence. Especially when combined with the fact that others who have dedicated their lives to raising tigers seemed to be unaware that sardine oil could be used as a meat seasoning for prospective tiger meals. How could she possibly be the only one to know such information? It's not as if one would accidentally put on sardine oil and end up eaten alive, so how did she know this? From an internet search from an actual tiger expert?

  5. 5 The speed with which she had her husband declared dead

    Look. I know the shit wasn't "fast" per se because the LAW prohibited Carole from claiming her husband as dead for a 5 year period. I guess even she cannot change the law, just break it and go around it to rake in millions of dollars, but as soon as she was able to, Carole Baskin declared that missing man dead. This leads me to believe that if there wasn't that wait period, she certainly would've had him declared a lot sooner. Seems to me that she couldn't wait for him to be officially dead after actually killing him so she could get her payout from the life insurance and colllect whatever money had already been in his bank accounts. 

  6. 6 White people's long history of killing each other for insurance money

    I didn't write the history. I just read it. This point needs to be elaborated on because people seem to be so shocked that this supposedly sweet-looking woman could be capable of murder. 

    In 2019, there were mass shootings nearly every month and the majority of those were committed by white people. Separating mothers from their children and selling them to plantations far away? White people. Lashing people half to death and lynching them for entertainment? White people! Killing people for having the audacity to drink out of the same water fountain as them? Also white people. 

    I know the world would love to believe that white people are the most innocent creatures on the face of this planet, but that is a lie. Though those mass shootings do not have anything to do with murder for profit, they do show that many white people can commit murder in a very public fashion and get away with it, going on to lead normal, privileged lives. Carole Baskin is an example of this. Not only does her whiteness protect her from prosecution, the fact that she was married to a rich man and has now become a rich woman makes her an untouchable.

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